Posted by
John Finnigan on Monday, April 21, 2008 2:35:57 PM
John McCain (Twiddle Dee) sits one the sidelines while his opponents, Hillary and Obama (Twiddle Dummies) pound each other with the ferocity of a FIGHT CLUB. While the Dummies hurt each other in the primary for the Donkey party, the elderly bull Elephant rolls in the mud coating himself with filth and gook for the robust jousting fest all but guaranteed for the fall.
I personally find Twiddle Dee and the Twiddle Dummies unsatisfactory for the following reasons: Johnny boy McCain is too much like me; He’ll poke you in the eye just because he wants to and feign not understanding why you’re upset. I do believe that Johnny would kick Osama Bin Laden’s philosophical off spring in the balls they way they need to be kicked.
: Obama likes crack cocaine and having sex with men while high; and isn’t honest about it. As a Harvard graduate he doesn’t appear to be the sharpest tool in the shed and his wife has a racist mouth. Integrity in Chicago politics is like looking for the Virgin Mary in a Bangkok whorehouse; they are mutually exclusive. He attended a church in Chicago for twenty years which is the African American equivalent of an Aryan brotherhood in white communities.
: Hillary wants us to think or pretend she’s the Virgin Mary, but act like the whore of Babylon. She is Hillary. She is good in a knife fight though, and won’t back down. There is nothing she won’t do to win. The main stream media is running for Obama, but Hillary is far from finished. Never, Never, Never count the old gal out.
The world is changing. Our country is changing and our polity has changed. The main stream media is completely out of touch with the reality of our lives, economy and future. Technology is changing things so fast that not even the technological innovators know what’s going to happen. It’s all incredibly exciting and more then a little frightening.
I worry that none of these three people is up to the task.
John