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Detestable candidates to the faithful

It’s about some months until the Fall 2008 election. The big question is: how badly has the Republican Party crippled itself? The answer is blowing hard across the pages of history.

Remember the images from the first gulf war of endless precious oil fields ablaze and needlessly burning crude oil without generating any power useful to humanity?  When I look at the Republican party today I see needless damage, waste and outright pollution.

 Smart Democrats know that the electorate isn’t excited about the slate of Democrat candidates. They know that voters are sick of Republicans. Even James Carville admits that.

 So, while Republicans wander in the desert looking for a Moses like candidate to lead them out of exile Rudy, John, Fred and Mitt lead the primaries in practices detestable to the faithful.

 The Lord seems to be preparing a whirlwind to teach the faithful not to stray from the road of salvation, and her name is Hillary, or maybe Obama Pan. At this moment it seems that the election is Obama's to loose. The Republicans are like the prophet Elijah who ran off into the desert and prayed that God would let them die because the mean Democrats were mean.

 John

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Obama Pan verses Captian Hook

“ I am the 13th Imam!” Ahmadinejad-Hook will yell back, “ And here is my thermal nuclear weapon! Stick this up your infidel bum!”

As a mushroom cloud develops over Washington D.C. with the words “ Courtesy of Iran,” billowing in the clouds, the Pan can not understand what has happened. “ Perhaps fairy dust will help.” But alas, all the fairy dust is gone.

John
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Obama-Pan verses Capitan Ahmadinejad-Hook

I expect to see Obama-Pan put on his green tights, yield his wooden sword and confront the evil Captain Ahmadinejad-Hook with a typical Panish pose.  “I am the Pan!” Obama will yell.

“ I am the 13th Imam!” Ahmadinejad-Hook will yell back, “ And here is my thermal nuclear weapon! Stick this up your infidel bum!”

As a mushroom cloud develops over Washington D.C. with the words “ Courtesy of Iran,” billowing in the clouds, the Pan can not understand what has happened. “ Perhaps fairy dust will help.” But alas, all the fairy dust is gone.

John
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Illegal Immigration

My thesis for this article is that illegal immigration into the United States is an irresistible temptation for both the immigrant and our nation given the current circumstances. Both sides of this debate are loaded for war, and are quite willing to fire any salvo of destruction at the other just to maintain the status quo.

 If I were from a poor rancho in Mexico and had the opportunity to steal into the United States for a better life it wouldn’t take more then a few moments to pack my bags and head toward the boarder. Corruption in Mexico and most of South and Central America is staggering and institutionalized from the bottom up. Poverty is the way of life for the majority of citizens in these countries, and despair is rife. Substance back breaking labor tends to be the standard and servitude is the norm.

 Given these conditions millions of people make the perilous journey risking life and limb for a chance at a better life. These illegal immigrants know that they will be viewed as second tier humans by the country they’re running to, yet they come anyway. They come because their children eat better here, get some form of public education here, get medical care here, and corruption is not one-tenth as bad here as where they came from; except maybe in Chicago, or Cleveland.

 The capitalists in our country count on these millions of third world workers to suppress wages for the native born, suppress inflation by keeping labor cheap, and exploit the third world willingness to do hard and dirty jobs without complaint. By extension our national balance sheet benefits from these workers. In all honesty our government has done very little to stop illegal immigration, our economy benefits from their labor and our consumers benefit by these laborers suppressive effect on inflation.

 So millions and millions of people have come, by hook and by crook, and of the ten to thirty million illegal immigrants currently in the country there maybe fifty million immigrant children who are by birth citizens of the United States. Those fifty million citizens, the children and families of illegal immigrants have radically altered our health care system, education system, legal system, economy and culture.

 The free market has spawned an elaborate system to smuggle illegal immigrants into our country, move them around to points of work, employ them, house them, entertain them, send money home to their loved ones in other countries and even move them toward citizenship.

 Our government and most of our citizens have looked the other way while illegal immigration flourished and even benefited from illegal labor. I contend that all of us are responsible for this problem.

 The question is, how do we find a solution that stops illegal immigration, isn’t racist, is fair and equitable, establishes a clear law that is both enforceable and enforced, and all of us can live with?

John

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The New Republicat Party

 Rebuilding the Republican Party anew.

Arnold Schwartzenegger, California’s prince of the so-called Republican party, represents all of the reasons I’m on the outs with the republicats. He supports gay marriage, abortion, big government, more taxes and cut and run international isolation relations. He wants to put California, the republicat party and the rest of the U.S. on the path of death in the same way Europe is in decline.

Perhaps the new Republicat Party should adopt the mythical but extinct sabertooth tiger as their animal mascot. It was a mighty and feared animal but is extinct, or on the verge of extinction.

John McCain, the Republicat standard bearer for the fall is a deeply flawed candidate for fiscal, social and Christian conservatives. When the press turn on him and his wife-which will happen-he’s likely to explode. He’s also a whore to big political money and influence. Gucci tracks are all over his head, back and backside.

So, there are three foul candidates for the fall as of now. John, Obama and maybe Hillary.

Sick, Sickest and Sicker. Do I throw up now or later.

John

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