I expect to see Obama-Pan put on his green tights, yield his wooden sword and confront the evil Captain Ahmadinejad-Hook with a typical Panish pose. “I am the Pan!” Obama will yell.
“ I am the 13th Imam!” Ahmadinejad-Hook will yell back, “ And here is my thermal nuclear weapon! Stick this up your infidel bum!”
As a mushroom cloud develops over Washington D.C. with the words “ Courtesy of Iran,” billowing in the clouds, the Pan can not understand what has happened. “ Perhaps fairy dust will help.” But alas, all the fairy dust is gone.
John