Posted by
John Finnigan on Tuesday, July 15, 2008 1:35:56 PM
Republican Masters of Lame first see Darth Obama, Sith Apprentice.
When the Jedi Masters of Lame first saw Darth Obama, their mouths fell open and Master Useless asked, “ What is that?”
“ It looks like A Democrat Sith.” Said Useless’ apprentice Johnny Boy McCain.
“But we haven’t seen a real Sith since Darth Bubba weaseled out of his sperm all over Monica’s dress.” Useless says.
Johnny Boy shruggs.
“Careful we must be,” says Useless “ The Sith always travel in pairs of two.”
“ You don’t suppose the Sith Lord could Be…” Johnny Boy is cut off by Useless.
“Jesse Jackson?” Injects Useless “ No, remove the testicles of this Darth Obama wants he. The ways of deception, incompetence and ineptitude are powerful weapons of the Sith. We must be very careful not to disgrace ourselves by being defeated by such Dark Lameness.”
“ Can we defeat the Sith’s weapons Master Useless?” Asks Johnny Boy.
“Difficult and treacherous it will be, my young apprentice.” Warns Master Useless.
" Dangerous and Difficult."