Posted by
John Finnigan on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 8:29:05 AM
Fiat- Fix It Again Tony.
Didn’t Fiat almost go under a number of years ago?
My uncle Pat, an elderly Italian barber, has is shop in what
remains of the Italian section of Chicago
Heights. Pat could have retired years ago but he says
his wife don’t want him around da house. So, Pat and his remaining old Italian fellas
from da Heights sit in his barbershop talking about how their mothers didn’t
speak English, their fathers worked at the worst jobs imaginable-and they
did-and reminisce about a Chicago Heights that no longer exists.
So I asked Uncle Pat about my Uncle No-Nose who just got a
very lengthy sentence for unmentionable things done in compliance with the
wishes of my dearly departed great uncle No-Neck Valentino.
Grate Uncle No-Neck always used to say,” Don’t marry a broad
who’s been around da alter three or more times. She ain’t no good. And, she’s
only reliable as a Fiat, which despite being Italian we alls knows is a piece of
crap.”
So, why is the President of the United States forcing Chrysler to
marry a piece of crap?
Must be that’s what President Obama thinks of Chrysler and its
workers; that they’re worthy of crap.
Hope you can believe in?